when u hungry but ur food 2 hot
*When you ARE hungry but your food IS TOO hot.
Ignoring grammatical errors, I’m fairly certain you don’t spontaneously combust because your food is overheated. Most watermelons are served at a cool temperature anyway, so I’m not sure why catching fire is a problem.
wen sum1 reblog u post trying 2 correct u grammer
Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.
Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.
This is so incredibly precious, this actually makes me tear up with happiness!
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
Nothing goes wrong in Canada
Even if it did we all have free health care
The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.
IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO
When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong
Some of you seem to think I’m joking
Nintendo is 125 years old
john oliver is really not fucking around