...with a diligence that borders on mindless.
poro-for-president:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Perfect timing

Such majestic creatures.

poro-for-president:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Perfect timing

Such majestic creatures.

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created


wait i can explain

wait i can explain

thcsellsseashellsbytheseashore:

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

"who’s that?
who is that?
that’s you!!
yes it is!”
you’re the child..

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

whortoise:

adultc0ntent:

thelse:

human why are you in cage

TUMBLR MAKES SHARKS SEEM SO BEAUTIFUL AND THEN YOU HEAR THAT A GREAT WHITE TORE A LEGS MAN OFF VIOLENTLY AND SHIT LIKE THIS REALLY FUCKS ME UP. DO I WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND OR AM I THEIR FUCKING MEAL I DONT UNDERSTAND ????? 

Tore a legs man off.

He didn’t get his leg torn off, it only bit him he just couldn’t handle it and died.

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

codeinewarrior:

yes i would

codeinewarrior:

yes i would